"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead


"Buddy Holly" by Weezer

What’s with these homies, dissin’ my girl 
Why do they gotta front 
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent 

Got my doubles pierced today because rebellion for leaving NROTC is fun

"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"


Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.


i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(Source: butterflyqueef)



check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks



check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

(Source: rckrbelle)





thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

this is still hilarious. I’ll reblog it twice in a day.

Out of context motivational Joffrey


i do not want to be

the prettiest girl you know, or

the smartest girl in your class.

let me be smart, or pretty,

let me be 

a whirlwind, an enigma, a hurricane

a mystery you will want to solve,

but girlhood

is not a talent contest

and you should not tell me 

who i am 

in terms of a competition

i did not agree to. 

Write her a letter, send her a flower, love only gets old if you let it.

William Chapman (via kvtes)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings)